Happy April Fools Day!!

Dear readers, I had so many plans for you today. I was going to tell you that my almost healed incision wounds had suffered a two week setback after I walked too many stairs at Dodger Stadium last night. I also considered telling you that I was going to permanently shut down the website because, really, I had nothing more to say and didn't believe in half of the stuff I've said thus far. And I thought of tricking you into believing that I broke my arm or had some cancer-unrelated health scare.

You see, April 1 is my favorite day of the year. Pranking my friends, family, and loved ones gives me supreme joy and always has. And who better to prank than all of you? You are a pretty captive audience, you know.

You can credit Will for throwing a wet blanket on this idea. Next year, though, all bets are off. Consider yourself warned.

I guess just my prank email to Dr. Lenz about how I started vomiting this morning will have to do. Sigh. :)